1 Tuff Place

ShortSociallyInept: is 5 ft 0 inches 130 lbs chubby
ShortSociallyInept: bc some girl is trying to tell me she's pettite
me: yes
me: she's petite, and chubby
ShortSociallyInept: petite means thin
me: petite means small
me: and sometimes thin
ShortSociallyInept: she is short and chubby
me: yes
ShortSociallyInept: i have always thought of petite as short and slender
me: yeah i guess that's ideally what it means
me: girls bend words
me: 50%
me: they figure, close enough
ShortSociallyInept: yea well i'm not even bothering w fatsos anymore
ShortSociallyInept: i can always meet a fattie at a bar
ShortSociallyInept: too many fatties like me
ShortSociallyInept: thin girls just have the pick of the litter
me: that they do...

(I'm not trying to knock the book on the right, btw. If Augusten Burroughs likes it, it's probably good)

I always kinda figured that these twins were Jewish. I mean, Adam and She-Ra, right? But still, hearing He-Man say Rabbi is music to my ears.