Stallone takes on Myanmar and an increasing irrelevance in John Rambo
Possible future Stallone sequels: Marion Cobretti - one man single-handedly solves the US-Mexico border crisis with the help of a hotrod, a leather jacket, and an eternal 5 o'clock shadow; Ray Tango and Hooch - when Tango's partner, Cash, leaves him in an attempt to resurrect his career, Tango must team up with a lovable pooch in an effort to appeal to an audience too young to scoff at his grotesquely swollen 60 year-old skull; and Lincoln Hawk is Over The Hill - Set amidst the energy crisis, Stallone takes to the cutthroat world of amateur thumb wrestling to win back his effeminate son, a suitcase full of HGH, and a hybrid 18-wheeler.
The future is indeed promising...